Hate to be a Gloomy Gus, but it seems fair to say, Trump will not be tried on federal charges before the election.
Bur let’s say he gets convicted in New York or Georgia for paying hush money to Stormy Daniels or screwing with the electorate.
I think it fair to say, no matter how loathsome a beast we find him, as a first offender tagged with “victimless” crime(s), he should get probation.
If elected, will he have to wear an ankle monitor around the White House?
If he wants to leave the country on Air Force One, will he need to obtain permission from the court(s)?
Or, looking on the bright side, suppose he is sentenced to Attica or Arrendale?
If he meets with the cabinet or national security council, will the other members be permitted to bring pencils or pens into the room in order to take notes?
Will Secret Service agents be incarcerated, or can we privatize the ratfuck’s protection and rely on the Aryan Brotherhood?