The late Carmelita Estrellita submitted this lyric to “First” back in 2013. Your editor didn’t post it then but now is better than never.
Oh St. Christopher
oh carolina oh suzannah
oh C.D. oh holy cow
oh st. christopher I’m just a visitor
but whose baby’re you carrying now
house of chicken
poached my eye
under the counter the counter girl
slipped me a thigh
oh macdonald’s
oh medium fries
oh atlanta she made me feel
supersized
oh lonesome me oh henry
oh richard won’t you open the door
oh oh 7 hawaii five oh
oh almighty who’re you spying for
oh victoria oh ray davies
oh great gospel plow
oh st christopher I’m just a visitor
but whose baby’re you carrying now