“Men have united to form the Avengers of Hating Drake; Drake, in response, has doubled down. If you are too busy to keep up with all the rap men happenings, I have collected the details for you.”
Hunter Harris’s summative post proves she’s wittier than all the tattle-rappers, (though confessional Kendrick’s a deeper river). To focus on just one of her bits…
It’s upsetting to me that on “Show of Hands,” ASAP Rocky thinks that the best way to diss Drake is to … say that ASAP slept with Rihanna before Drake did? I’m not really understanding … you’ll have to explain that one to me … that is not the brag he thinks it is. “Nigga swear they bitch the baddest, I just bagged the worst one/ Niggas in they feelings over women, what, you hurt or somethin’? / I smash before you birthed, son, Flacko hit it first, son,” Rocky raps. Flacko hit it first son … about the mother of your children … that is just so embarrassing to me, like my God.
Harris’ link here takes you back to a two-year old post of hers, which, in turn (sorry), comes with a repurposed snatch of video that should be preserved in a Library of Comedy. Harris has Isiah Thomas speak for Drake and all the starry men who have yearned to be Rhianna’s swain…
Any man laughing at this meme — unless he’s some monstrous modern Steerforth — knows he’s laughing at himself.